Posted by Charles | Posted in golfing | Posted on 31-10-2009
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Welcome to the Grand Prix of Australia alternates 2008.
At first, the 2 McLaren on the grid due to the new Microsoft's ECU crashing. A boy in Italy 5 years managing to get into Microsoft's ECU from his gameboy. The rest of the field but managed to escape from the line. With most people end the distaff lack of traction control. In the first corner, Kubica leading into turn 1 followed by Massa. Raikkonen, starting from 15th on the grid. Fly to 3rd place on the grid. Saluting the McLaren stalled in the past so. All other line they faced.
To the rear, Sato makes his customary kamikaze attempt, and ends crashing into the back of the stalled Kovalainen. Starting up in the air. Accidents on the top of Hamilton car. Sato gives a thumbs up to the crowd, which will quickly scores 10 as speed, agility, looks and landing. To remove the red flags, a new procedure has been introduced to eliminate up accidents faster. Its called the "Fast-upper-Digger-crane-type-thing." Michael Schumacher has been tempted out of retirement to lead, It is historically the fastest ever driver. The remnants SUDCTT shovels and drops across the barrier. The remains to be auctioned on eBay in aid of the financing of the growing amount of support to carry Max Mosley's head worldwide.
The race is set after a few laps. Honda, then release their secret weapon. Ross Brawn has been prepared to turn their fortunes. Brawn has developed a cloaking device for cars together with a photon torpedo launcher. Rumors are that Brawn enlisted the help of
Klaghefgh emperor of the Klingon Empire with the concealment device. However, the cloaking device causes increased fuel consumption, and therefore cars Honda 2 out of fuel just after lap 18. After managed to disable their Japanese rivals Toyota by firing of a photon torpedo at each of the cars, causing the Toyota to disintegrate. However, the new Toyota ejection system allows drivers driver on foot. This was developed last year to help get rid of Ralf Schumacher, who little by little faster, but the team forgot to install it.
Sebastian Bourdais new to F1 this year and was proving to be a name for himself. By halfway, had doubled to around the field 3 times and was certainly on his way to get best debut drive in F1 history. Williams, though not to be outdone by a Frenchman, wearing glasses, declared war on Bourdais and the call in its pilot an attempt by Japanese kamikaze in the Toro Rosso driver. Bourdais was too smart for that. Years of living in America meant he was very aware of the power of bagels and therefore Nakajima used that power to carry a dead sticky in his Williams.
After all the pit stops were conducted. Ferrari were still frustrated at sitting behind the 2 BMW's of Kubica and Heidfeld. They decided to release his new weapon for 2008. As part of all contracts with Ferrari, Ross Brawn still had his chip installed. This chip allows the Ferrari chief to control their actions. Not wanting to be outdone by a team from a country thats famous for cheese with holes, changed the chip Brawns Ross. Then he took off his head, sparking a million small spider-like creatures. Was flooded in the pit lane. With the aim of the main rivals Ferrari. Nobody was quite sure what happened next, as the pit lane was covered
these spiders below are multiplied a thousand times per second. But the result was that the next car in the pit lane led to this wall of spiders. Cause an explosion. The pit lane everything collapsed in a small dot in the middle of the circuit, leaving only a
plain concrete in the pit lane once was.
The next car on the start / finish straight was the main driver - Bourdais. This tiny little dot was bouncing around like crazy making a molecule high high-pitched ringing. He stopped when Bourdais saw the car was thundering down the road towards her. The public standing, looking in complete silence. Bourdais jumped on his brakes. The car screeching to a halt. The suspension only millimeters away from the tiny dot. A slightly smaller paint chips flew from the G-force of the braking. Crashing against the tiny point. This was then a small black hole, absorbing everything, from the stands, with time in the rest of Australia, the rest of the
world and, finally, whole universe.
The End.
About the Author:
He came from a distant planet in a galaxy far far away. On a time a travel experiment, he crashed into the earth, knocking himself unconscious, as well as wiping out the dinosaurs. For the next 65 million years, he lay silent. During the 1960's and saw a load of hippies and subsequently he fell asleep. Some years later, he re-emerged and was brought up as a normal Human Being...or so everyone thinks...
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